L + Ratio + Copy + Clone + Send + Sync + 'static

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For over a year my free time has been spent turning this ‘LilyGo T-Dongle S3’ into hacking tool USB/WiFi/BT which I’ve named the USB Army Knife. This device is cheap, tiny, has a screen, SPI port, button and can do a ton of stuff with the ESP32-S3 inside. It has consumed me! 🧵

The whole of my book on Building a Debugger is now available on Early Access! It teaches you how to write a native code debugger from scratch. There's lots of cats. nostarch.com/building-a-deb…

🦀 Need to .clone() something that isn't Clone? Just fork() the process!

One cool thing about JavaScript is that arrays are just objects, so they can be used as a sparse hash table: > x = [] > x[1e100] = 'hi mom' Another cool thing about JavaScript is that all numbers are floats > x[0x100000000000001] = 'abc' > x[0x100000000000005] 'abc'

I'm sick tired of people pushing their "memory-safe language" agenda when a viable solution is within reach.

"Windows inside a Docker container."

Starting from today I will be requiring everybody to perform Bitcoin-Style Hashcash Proof-of-Work on all the submitted Pull Requests to reduce the amount of Spam. Please make sure all your Git Hashes have at least 2 leading zeros. Thank you for understanding!

not true. your style has so little to do with classic men's dress that the FBI was able to use your shoes to identify you as one of the jan 6th rioters. i know this bc you once followed me, but then i saw your ugly shoes, blocked you, and alerted the FBI

Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is *opens history book* uh oh *frantically starts flipping through pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

wikipedia + google maps addicts it is so over for us

The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thus reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood.

been thinking of getting back into malware reverse engineering stuff,, what do the cool kids use for dynamic analysis nowadays? i always really liked cuckoo sandbox, but see its more or less dead now :(

Just another day,,,reading abt static analysis and 🧐🧐🧐

there must be a trans girl whose deadname is Bob but she transitioned and picked Alice

drug reddit posts are always either "pizza and weed dangerous interaction?" or "i just took 50 grams of a drug ive never heard of before and feel weird, what to do?" and nothing in betweetn

PSA: If a function accepts a string then it's a parser. Parsers are hard to get right and dangerous to get wrong. Write fewer of them.