Baseball stadiums are wild because grown men who won’t tell their own wives they love them, will stand and beg for a used baseball from a 22 year old boy. Are you guys ok??

how do i get out of the chokehold capital has me in (feeling like i need to be hospitalized to get out of work guilt free)

at least!

pov: my camera roll immediately after sobbing

not being at the show where taylor sang come back be here is my villain origin story

very main character of me to tell a boy i love him at an airport as we say goodbye knowing i’ll never see him again and then cry looking out the window on a train

sad :/ sad with a new purse :)

withdrew 100 dollars cash from my account so i could get myself a treat for free ☺️☺️

if everyone hates blonde men so much why can’t i find one???

thanks for asking

looking to date a gym rat for six months (no longer!) so i can have a free personal trainer to get me into the whole “working out” thing before i approach my 30s

“yoooo venus is in retrograde, you’re unblocked if u wanna hmu”

new bio?

tired of the terrible dating scene in LA so i’m going to try out the terrible dating scene in new york

not to be patriotic but the double rainbow in new york today was wow

my roman empire is thinking about how much cheaper an apartment would be if i had a boyfriend

happy valentine’s day today my therapist said i should sleep hugging a heating pad to mimic the body heat of a man

i used to love nick jonas to my core but he’s given me the ick after a deep obsession for over a decade so if i can get over that we all can get over our loser exes

moving to new york in like a week and have unfortunately been diagnosed as a carrie (annoying)