i’ve made it they basically called me a dilf

finished college, i’m a seller at work, bought a small pasta and they gave me a large, i get free pasta from my fav place because it’s nearly my birthday, today is a great day and my life is so good im so happy and i never killed myself and it all worked out so good!!!

a year since gk barry and nish kumar randomly rocked up at college to record a podcast

Agent Jak Malone💅🏻😎 accepts the Tony Award® for Best Performance by an Actor in a Featured Role in a Musical 💛 To Hester Leggatt, the timeless inspiration, adding a Tony® alongside the plaque and Olivier that we dedicate to you 🌹 #OperationMincemeat

spelled george wrong but thanks

get that bloody cake away from me nothing to celebrate here

just got this for my birthday i sure hope there’s nothing yoghurt related in here

just met rosie jones leaving work guys what the hell

me when i’m at the park and my dog is far away but i want him to come back

can Somebody. please tell me what a baja blast is. what is it. what does it taste like. i’m serious and i can’t be bothered to google it i am depending on you my friends to enlighten me. the one & Only thing i think i know is that it is the color of a radioluminescent hornworm .

i have the one and only 24k gold labubu❤️

me and colin bro

just found out that. Raisings are grape I’m shaking I. So scared

izzy is trying to kill me what do you mean my glass is 50% vodka love te phoenix bro