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Julia Longpre

@juliamarblefaun

Unhealthy obsession with Van RE and a potty mouth. NOT a realtor because that would imply I like people.

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If you’re looking for a decently priced 2️⃣ bdrm condo, good effing luck. 4️⃣6️⃣ % of all condos are 2️⃣ bdrms 6️⃣1️⃣ % of 2️⃣ bdrms are 💲1️⃣, 0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣, 0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣➕ 5️⃣0️⃣ % of 2️⃣ bdrms are downtown. 😫 #VanRE

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Earlier today there were over 4️⃣7️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ listings. Down to 4690 now, but tomorrow we should surpass it-the most in more than 6 yrs (Zealty BC won’t go past 2018 for some reason). Shocking to me was 8️⃣0️⃣ condos for sale in Kits. 😳 They have that many?? #VanRE

Earlier today there were over 4️⃣7️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ listings. Down to 4690 now, but tomorrow we should surpass it-the most in more than 6 yrs (<a href="/ZealtySearch/">Zealty BC</a> won’t go past 2018 for some reason).
 Shocking to me was 8️⃣0️⃣ condos for sale in Kits. 😳
They have that many?? 
#VanRE
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Do smart people buy a condo on a main street for $1.7 and then spend $1.37 on a reno? 🤯 Assessed at $1.848, same as 2019. Neighbourhood is also shit- no Safeway, articles have been written on it, so good luck. #VanRE

Do smart people buy a condo on a main street for $1.7 and then spend $1.37 on a reno? 🤯
Assessed at $1.848, same as 2019. 
Neighbourhood is also shit- no Safeway,  articles have been written on it, so good luck. 
#VanRE
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1966 Arthur Erickson house on the westside - first time on the market. Assessed $5.26. House is worth $102,000. 😠 I HATE assessments. #VanRE westcoastmodern.ca/properties/sou…

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Would love to know the backstory of how you go from buying a house and 18 yrs later it’s a court ordered sale. 🤯 Gambling? Treating your $4 million dollar house like a bank account with HELOCS and multiple mortgages? Greed involved regardless. #VanRE

Would love to know the backstory of how you go from buying a house and 18 yrs later it’s a court ordered sale. 🤯
Gambling? Treating your $4 million dollar house like a bank account with HELOCS and multiple mortgages? 
Greed involved regardless. 
#VanRE