Could someone open Alcaraz's water on Centre Court Wimbledon please?

19 seconds for the men to pay attention to the woman. Things could be so much more efficient if all voices were heard equally! @onlyconn

A retraction and apology has been issued by iNews for the baseless accusation made by journalist Patrick Strudwick against Kellie-Jay Keen, aka Kellie-Jay Keen. Mr Strudwick has forgotten to share this on Twitter, so it would be nice if people could help him out.

In a random discussion, we agreed that pepper spray would be worse than being tasered. I then asked "Pepper spray or police dog?" and we all agreed #PoliceDogs are the scariest deterrent. What to others think? (Incidentally, we haven't experienced any of these - and won't!)

Hey Amazon.co.uk your customer service phone call isn't working. The order hasn't arrived and as soon as I state that the call goes silent. I left it on hold for over 14 minuted.

Looks like Amazon.co.uk direct messaging service is also an epic fail. Do better.

OK. Kim Amazon.co.uk has come to the rescue. Happier now.

During this spell of hot September weather, surely I'm not the only woman asking Is it OK to display the pumpkins? Oh the joys of table settings!

What can I do with all the electrical items (from adapters to wires/cables, via laptops, plugs and remotes) no longer in use?

Beachcombers know when the weather's about to deteriorate by checking the bivalve mollusks in rockpools. If they're firmly closed, it's the clam before the storm . . .

I have 2 shredded umbrellas. One has a wood handle with carved ball at the end. The other has a carved handle with silver top + bottom. Hallmarked Birmingham 1886. I think the carved pieces are ivory. What can I do with them? Steven Moore Stephanie Connell Charles Hanson

Dreadful treatment of a disabled person and her service dog. It would be really awful if somebody re-tweeted this.

What's the start point for adding "since records began" to a report? Five years? 10? 50? 100? Is one year sufficient?

How fitting that it should come down to these two . . . #RyderCup2023 commentary courtesy of Chris Anderson

This fella is lost. Tweeps can we share and try and get him home

Got to be honest, the last thing I wanted to hear was yet more building and speeding up planning procedures. Can we please rebuild nature first?

Loving all the contestants on Taskmaster and glad that Julian Clary and Sue Perkins 💙 are so delightful. The contestants nearer my age sometimes disappoint!

When thousands are facing redundancy, everything about this image feels wrong.