I hate at Texas Roadhouse when they ask me how I’m doing 😭 honestly I want everyone here to die 😭 #texasroadhouse

I support Ishowspeed and wish him the best

Eager beaver

Tell me you’ve never been to Columbus without telling me

SHARPIE SODA NOW

I want chocolate syrup poured directly in my mouth. Twitter do your thing!

my SpongeBob mousepad has been through so much. It looks battle tested

how it feels

Saint Augustine was right!

Yo mama farted 🔥

I think that Will Smith shoul- wait. *looks at hands* oh hang on, I'm quite white, so maybe I don't need to have an opinion on what a black man did to another black man because of what he said about his black wife. Maybe, I should just shut up and listen.

Has anyone heard this

Songs that mention Saint Augustine: Kulee Baba by Steely Dan The Anglo-Saxons by The Mountain Goats I dreamed I saw Saint Augustine by Bob Dylan

He’s so FUCKING cool dude

they’re lovers ✅