I will see one musical and suddenly remember that theatre is the most important thing in the entire world

just finished kevin can f*** himself after seeing it online..... everyone needs to watch this right now it's fucking brilliant

Did you have a terrific birding trip to Iceland in May, but then lose your SD card with your 3,700 bird photos in Norfolk? I have it!

Sweetpea , our longest term resident at 159 days, is our Pet of the Week! She is a sweet senior who loves naps, brushes, Spongebob, and is an all around angel! Sweetpea’s adoption fee is waived this week, read more about here here: tinyurl.com/2xjul7lz

Corporate landlords have no right to exploit American renters just trying to find a decent place to live. Good on the FTC for holding Invitation Homes accountable.

BIG NEWS: My comedy show "Tinder Live" is going on a 10th ANNIVERSARY tour and we JUST ADDED MORE DATES!!!🤯😭🫶 We swipe through nightmare Tinder profiles in your city, live! It’s surprisingly kind + funny as hell. TICKETS ARE RIGHT HERE GO GET ‘EM at lanemoore.org🌞

Corporate landlord Invitation Homes will pay a $48M settlement to renters for illegally charging millions in junk fees, pocketing security deposits, and unfairly evicting tenants. Institutional investors like Invitation are a major reason why housing costs are soaring.

i really got all this lasik for nothing

The Kenneth Williams Diaries was an 800-page slog full of misery, but the brightest ray of light in it was how much he worshipped Maggie Smith. From 1962:

my therapist told me it’s not my job to figure out if my critical thoughts are true or not and now i don’t know what to do with the rest of my day

The Festival mourns the passing of Dame Maggie Smith🕊️ "Her arrival at the Stratford Festival was a moment of rebirth both for the theatre and also for her work. The desire to rediscover oneself made her an incredibly prolific and multifaceted artist.” - Antoni Cimolino

just finished Kevin Can F*** Himself and now i don’t know what to do without my emotional support criminals

It’s administrative bloat. Schools, hospitals, etc are all being filled with meaningless administrative paper pushers and number crunchers who decide their paycheck is more important than the quality of the service they are providing

Annie Murphy give me strength

bring back inflatable furniture you cowards

mmm good soup