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The word Amateur comes from “Amare” or to love

It’s time!

“Play chess it’ll be fun”

Two of these things are mutually exclusive

What it feels like finding a perfectly ripe avocado at the super market

chess can be brutal 💔

blitz rating = birth year

I’m at a cafe and the girl next to me just said “what if I’m turning into an animorph”

Nantucket isn’t a real place: - All twins wear matching clothes no matter how old they are -If you order a cappuccino they will ask you what type of milk you want and if you say whole milk they will be confused and ask again -You need to get permission from town hall to wear

The worst part about having my job on dating apps is the people who respond soley using cryptic terminology I’m a chess player not Rumpelstiltskin

Bro’s rizzing up ladies at a party with chess😭

I ordered a chipotle bowl to have food after my flight and I swear Uber just delivered it missing the majority of the ingredients charged me for the extras and then wouldn’t refund rip😭

The best part about your 20’s is rediscovering the hobbies you were too embarrassed to do as a kid

Someone help me convince my roommate this wasn’t an alien spaceship

How important is blindfold visualization when it comes to chess, I can get through a book but I feel a lack of clarity when it comes to seeing moves in my head- I feel as though I’m worse at that than most my rating