new static name just dropped

TIL gaming noodles, instant noodles you can find in Japan that have caffeine in them lmao

Humanity's caffeine addiction ever evolves.

Plants sprouting out of my backyard turned out to be tulips \o/

Cai ♡

Me when my bedding is all freshly washed and still warm from dryer.

My pal Davis from GA suggested I vocalize a combination of The Duck Song with Sweet Child of Mine, and it made no sense on paper.

But folks, I was dead wrong, holy shit.

Daily Opossum Oz Media Day 1187

For everyone cheering on the crackdowns at the university protests, don't forget the ketchup.

White chocolate, almonds and ketchup on my well done steak

no way ☠️

For those that don't play MapleStory a historic moment just happened in the game. This man did NOT level to 300, and instead streamed to 20,000 viewers for an hour and spoke about the glaring issues that this game faces, and logged off at 299 99.99%.

Fixing prod issues at 4pm on a Friday, my beloved.