We have someone wanting to Boycott Boots. Honestly pick your kecks out of your hole and what’s that? Yes get a fuckin life! Arsebadgers!!

This for jack 😂😂

I smell Liarbeties. Or an Oxymoron. I’m going to church to pray and sing hymns. Oh but I’m an Atheist. #myra

Anyone looking for a second job?

It’s the…. A little ole place where we can get together.

Get rid of those pesky ex’s.

I’ve joined Bluesky My handle is JuicyLu14 find me and say Hello.

This!

😂😂😂😂

Can you see how that tree has been shaped round the road light. That’s odd isn’t it?

Some people’s accounts are full of retweets. When they write their own tweet you realise why! 😂

Can’t afford the turkey…

Why have I seen no tweets about the snow? I mean there has been 4 flakes… has everyone got enough bread and loo rolls? Are the kids ok to walk to the school? Where’s the feckin salt?

Lads

How’s your day been? I’ve been wondering why I keep hearing a distant child’s voice? It’s been around me all day. Thought I might have a ghost in the house. No Vix that’s your wheezy cough you absolute daft mare! 😂