i think the hottest thing a man can do is admit he was nervous before seeing u

Who says political campaigns can’t inspire your dating life?

tyla got me waist-line-warrior-ing at the gym

walking in during the light and walking out of a life-changing movie when it’s dark outside

no one understands how much I’m sobbing watching Frankenstein

alone in the gym, all the equipment is being forced to listen to sabrina carper

Joking about my lore but then I remember that it actually happened to me

playing salty break up music in the gym so everyone knows who to hate on and why

bhai this is some normal people type shit

that’s all of the books I haven’t read for finals looking at me

personally i think people (especially women) are wasting their youth psychoanalysing men instead of being hot & having fun. they don't care about the impact of their own behaviour, why tf do you 💀

stop, the trainers are playing MY music in the gym for me when I enter (your boyfriends could never)

The trick to research is to collect enough tabs in enough windows to drive yourself completely mad

the apoliticals sliding into my DMs with the thumbs down emoji like yes babe we all disapprove but you’re gonna have to say more than that

so sick I rediscovered a passion for water

“oxford comma is a big sign of ai” you can pry the oxford comma out of my cold dead hands idc i will never stop using her