Ok let me get this straight these Hollywood writers can afford to buy a Honk-O-Meter and they’re asking for MORE money?

Jon Favreau walked, so the Bear could run!

I’ve never been so depressed!

today is the day!!!! my album is out and you can listen to it with your ears. hit this link to choose your preferred way to hear it: 800pgr.lnk.to/Kwaczala

my album "funny songs & sketches" is out today! and as a special treat, here's the first music video. it's for a dumb little country song called "unless..."

Me after buying an electric fly swatter:

My cat is doing the Puma pose!

Saw Bradley Cooper’s car today!

“I got us tickets for the David Copperfield show in Vegas”

Saw Mr Bean’s car yesterday:

Always be a student in life. Never stop learning and growing. 📍

Just saw #DeadpoolAndWolverine, absolutely incredible. Spoilers ahead... I can finally confirm that Deadpool says the following words; ass, shit, balls, fuck, crap, sucks, butt, penis, bullshit, Jesus Christ (I know), goddamnit, friggin, and hell, and the B-word. It's epic!

Me telling people who my favorite co-host of “The View” is:

Me watching every angle of the Jane's Addiction fight:

this is one of the craziest things i have ever seen (extended edition)

Fun Fact: This guy stole the premise of this (now ancient) joke account that was a celebration of a rip roaring maniac and drained it of all it's fun,. Good riddance, sweetie!

I can’t stop watching this!

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