Athens Grease I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this @502eire I have a perfect body and I won't apologize for it. if that that offends you, try therapy

i love bobs burgers and will never stop watching it but i steadfastly insist that its absolute funniest moment is early in season one when tina is laying on the floor upset that a boy moved away and she’ll never play kickball with him and louise says “you should kill yourself”

just saw a tattoo shop advertising their friday the 13th flash event with designs *starting* at $130!! you’re out of your damn minds lmao why even bother at that point

about to call my favorite chinese restaurant and ask if they’re mad at me because tonight i got chicken chow mein and there was one single piece of chicken in it. what did i DO.

there’s a puzzle i have been dreaming about since i first saw it (in middle school). it was a 3D jigsaw puzzle of a pond & the pieces were different shades of blue plastic so as you built up the layers it looked like depth in the pond. i NEED it & i can’t find anything like it.

jessica: the reason why i hadn’t showered yet is because [husband] and i were laying in bed watching a bunch of macho man randy savage videos on youtube me: right, of course,

jude also to everyone: do not say anything in reply about upcoming seasons!!!!

happy father’s day

happy father’s day king dedede

was telling my bf about a puzzle i wanted but was hesitating on because it’s apparently extremely difficult and some people said in the reviews that it’s the first puzzle they’ve ever given up on, and he said “okay, but those people aren’t *you*” 🥹