When I grow up I want to be a semi-retired food blogger

I swear Siri has been doing drugs lately

Advertisements are a cancer on our society

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I go through long periods of my life forgetting that libraries are a thing. Shoutout to the Alfred Dickey Library for existing

#Empiredidnothingwrong

Tomorrow’s forecast: Dreary, yet sunny

Wow, listening to my brother snore, not my choice mind you. He sounds like a really stupid dinosaur’s screams as it is slowly getting digested by a much larger and smarter dinosaur.

Cold one today

The North Dakota goodbye: say bye and continue talking for 20 minutes. The leaving party is usually in their vehicle talking out of the window during the last half

I hope everyone in #JamestownND is enjoying the blizzard today!

I saw some guys near #SanbornND drilling some holes into the ice. Guys it’s 50 degrees. Guys there is open water. #goicefishingordietryin

I just turned on my left turn signal to go right. #evasiveaction #seniormoment

BREAKING NEWS: Stargate SG-1 is on Netflix! Go watch it now whether you’ve seen it or not! It’s awesome

If you love the original NES Marios, the Super Nintendo game Super Mario All Stars contains all 3 plus a bonus one. Those are the way to play. They are on the #nintendoswitch online service

Sorry there hasn’t been any weather updates lately, I have taken to locking myself away to watch #StargateSG1 It’s cold out, that’s what you should do too

Turns out, when you’ve locked yourself away for like 16 days watching #StargateSG1 instead of doing your job, weather happens! For the prior news of #jamestownND weather, check the internet archive