hairspray soundtrack playing at the pool hall. lost all five of my games. haven’t left the house since nineteen fifty one!!!

been done that costar

You think I care your cousin is in Hinder? This is Oklahoma! MY cousin is in Hinder.

My aunt (favorite person on earth) just told me my President Donald J. Trump impression was “pretty good”. I’ll be in character for the foreseeable future

just drafted 2 Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield tweets

Once again, we say “Vomiting is like real estate… it’s all about location, location, location” Once again, I say, Happy birthday baby boy.

*heavy metal voice* FEEL THE PAIN ON YOUR SKIN

who up releasing they inhibitions rn

be very careful about what you post online

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

ppl who take stray cats off the street Grand Theft Gato

I love and hate OKC for many reasons but walking outside and being met with the scent of monosodium glutamate on the air is my favorite thing in the world