You wouldn’t believe the level of sweets and caffeine we consume to bring the ruckus BECAUSE WE’RE MYSTERIOUS BAD BOY ROCKERS WITH AN AUTHORITY PROBLEM huzzahhh 🤟🏼HAIL SUGAR🤟🏼

Did y’all know we have a whole ‘nother EP done but we’re never going to release it because we’re a soulless bunch of childish provocateurs? We’re actually listening to it right now. Wish you could hear the glory.

We might have some good news to share but it feels like you guys don’t even miss us so we dunno maybe we’ll just sulk and celebrate by ourselves...

Merry XXXmas you filthy animals. You’re all on the naughty list with a +1. See y’all later this year. Kisses.

It’s tough being Mega-Swamp RaWk Daddies in a karaoke world.

¡!HEY U HOLY ROLLIN SEX KITTENZ¡! Puttin out another EP/pre-orders are up on our site. Once purchased you’ll get some live trax of us being sweaty/timeless from a recent show where we jammed the material. It’ll hold you over until we roaddog with you-know-who in a few weeks...

What’s funny about us is NOTHING WE’RE A SUPER MEGA-RAWK BAND AND WE TAKE OURSELVES VERY SERIOUSLY anyways who’s ready to become a disciple of our fellowship in a couple weeks when we start eatin’ asphalt with Paul McDonald and HANSON ???

Fun JTHR trivia fact: We almost named the band Rob Rockly & The Raw Broccolis

nbd just causally defecating ourselves with excitement please bring wet wipes to the shows for us thanks

HAWT TUNE INCOMING: Our new single - “What You Need” - off of our forthcoming EP - “Patience” - caresses your lobes in under a week. Are you ready to get nastier than a pig in sh*t? Prepare to succumb yet again to our patented blend of sExY mEgA sWaMp RaWk MuD dAdDy *BLISS*

Cats out of the bag and MEOW the milky new single is purring its way through the press with an exclusive premiere by our most beloved LA outlet - Grimy Goods - so head on over to the site and heavy pet our panting ode to misplaced pretension

It’s true we’re frightening as all hell.

So far the road has been insane and our van farts have been surprisingly tame. THANK YOU TO EVERYONE who’s come out and squee’d at our songs, purchased merch, and let us sexy pose for selfies. Plenty more dates to behold. C u there/then.

We put out an EP on Friday that is somehow already an instant American classic ALSO we’ve been ripping these stages to shreds on this run with HANSON and our sexy captain Paul McDonald so don’t ruin Christmas and listen to the record and come see us live and be naughty.

Headbanging more than necessary, averaging three hours of sleep at night, devouring gas station cuisine, and group sing-a-longs to Wonderwall in every green room we’ve called home. It’s not for everyone, but it’s for us.

It’s been a bit, huh? 6.11.21 instagram.com/p/COWIwfKHOnt/…

It’s been a bit, huh? 6.11.21 instagram.com/p/COWI51aHDOh/…

It’s been a bit, huh? 6.11.21 instagram.com/p/COWI_wpHI5h/…

Just posted a photo @ The Troubador instagram.com/p/CYfM0-BPZEM/…

Shani and Ronni joining the JTHR cavalcade this Thursday at Moroccan Lounge. We rip and then Gabriel Felipe Valen.elliot sends it home. I wish I had this whole rehearsal recorded. Here’s a snippet of an EP 1 claaaaaassic instagram.com/p/CYlKD3pryx5/…