Nah that guy sucked

Do I do a long row or an intense (more sprints) row?

Notice how he’s not talking about the people, just his wallet

You should have 3:27pm coffee too!

Little bit of both!

Booze free Friday and in bed already

Teslas the new Altima

Target at 8am on Saturday is the tits

Gonna get drunk in my backyard today if you’re bored

Am I cute, no, but does my personality make up for it, also no, BUT I DO make a perfect Aperol Spritz and can fold a fitted sheet

It’s only you stopping you from drinking a champagne bottles worth of Aperol Spritzs btw

fwiw I did not stop myself

Hey Petty White, I’ve been learning about RodeHoes, let me know when you wanna get to Houston with me

This is what Hollywood thought hackers looked like in the 90s

Airports on Monday when ICE shows up.

Bed

Truly jealous of whoever got to tell them they can’t park there.

Rose leaving Jack off the board