I will stay silent on this matter no longer: 8pm is too late for football to kick off on a Saturday in this country, this isn't Spain where you tuck into some octopus with the family at half midnight

I’m trying not to laugh but I’ve failed. #avlche

BREAKING: Tory MP Dan Poulter defects to the Labour party, saying the Conservatives have become a nationalist party of the right and have abandoned compassion and the NHS 👇🏼

I see defibrillators are now woke

Wish David Byrne had been on earlier. Forget how effortlessly marvellous he is live. #totp

Sorry, don’t like this Paul McCartney track ‘Coming Up’ #totp

Leaders don't fly economy

It could be Rotterdam or anywhere liverpool or Rome.

Wherever slotty manages, he'll never need a comb. Never need a comb
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Class of Liverpool to arrange a joint press conference with Klopp welcoming Slot 👏🏽

I’m quite partial to watching a bit of snooker, but then again…….. #totp

Mind-boggling. Angela van den Bogerd stepping down from her Post Office role and being appointed Head of People at the Football Association of Wales. #c4news

man in cafe who wants everyone to know he’s a singer-songwriter

Well, one positive. Valentin Barco. #bhafc

Playing out from the back - and rotation of goalkeepers - looks spent. #bhafc

I am a great believer in letting nature have its way. But this fat wisteria in Sheen, south-west London, is truly extraordinary. Are the residents very thin? The gap is about 10 inches.

No one talks much of the Bournemouth manager, Andona Iraola. Quietly having an excellent season Must be being monitored by a number of bigger clubs.

Jordan Pickford. Still the best England keeper. Easily, I think. #eveliv

Both sides pretty much eschewing the pedestrian way - sideway passes, standing on the ball and back to the keeper. Refreshing. #eveliv

The usual SOS for Harvey Elliott might come a bit earlier than usual. #eveliv

Jack Harrison has always been good. Either flank. Would love to see him at Brighton! #eveliv