Cooper Flagg is high key the white Austin Reaves.

Good news San Diego freeway jumper I now want to kill myself from sitting in traffic for 3 hours. Save me a seat up there.

Ivy Wolk is Aubrey Plaza for dudes who pretend to be bi for attention

If Eva Victor was black it would’ve been called “Hush, Child”

Hamnet is what I use when I drop my pork in the sink

ICE??? In Minneapolis??? Where the global warming alarmists?

Smoking on that shit that made Renee Good

Yo lakers there gotta be 2 g league guards that can take smart and Vincent’s minutes these dudes should be at 24 hour

JJ Redick needs to come out in the second half with a different fucking line up Marcus Smart should be mentoring youth at a church somewhere

Rui Hachimura fucking softer than a labia

My dumbest friend bet his last 5,000 dollars on Paddy to win at #ufc this weekend so it’s the fade of the century

Cooper Flagg Impregnate my daughters

Catherine O’Hara hates ICE so much protesting wasn’t enough for her today. She stood in solidarity with our brown brothers and sisters by simply dying.

Ivy Wolk please fucking defile me

Lakers vs refs

Trinity Santos spit down my throat

The autistic weird guy on the Pitt kinda looks like Cameron Winter

Lamelo Ball on a random Wednesday in North Carolina for no reason whatsoever.

Will slutty girls in San Diego please DM me thanks

I like getting my dick sucked! It feels good!