If you haven't read it you're really robbing yourself of one of my most prized works...and its free. Keeper of the Gate jstarkenovelist.blogspot.com/2018/07/keeper…

BREAKING NEWS: Californians arrested for crimes will no longer have to post bail to get out of jail while awaiting their trials under a bill signed by Governor Jerry Brown. Brown said the bill 'reforms its bail system so that rich and poor alike are treated fairly.'

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Coffee...that is all.

I wish I was like, a President or somethin' high powered like that. Then I could sneeze and my books would be published. Wait, no I don't, because my books are actually good, and I work hard for my readers to buy actual art, and not facial recognition rag.

When you're staying with a Latin friend and they have no salsa. #stereotypes #firstworldproblem #culturalletdowns #whitepeople

Part ten of the Challenger series "Complacency" is here. Enjoy! jstarkenovelist.blogspot.com/2018/08/challe…

#TheWorldWouldBeBetterIf Someone would tell me why in the hell no one will help Jack off the horse.

I love this meme so much

Asking me how many shootings would it take for me to support gun control is like asking me how many hammers I would sue if my house fell down. #BlameTheFoolNotTheTool

I pretty much just fell in love or something. #Basic

Writer, Joseph Starke: Queen of the Geisha jstarkenovelist.blogspot.com/2018/08/queen-…

Sometimes I wish the flu was like a night at the strip club, minus the gonorrhea and empty wallet.

Warning: That oughtta make you open it.... jstarkenovelist.blogspot.com/2018/08/queen-…

Behind the door of self discovery, may lay the iron maiden of torturous misery. Be careful what you search for.

Outfuckingstanding lmao

Enjoy one of my oldie but definitely goodies.......If you dont laugh I eoither suck, or you have no pulse. Emilio Rivera @sutterink jstarkenovelist.blogspot.com/2018/07/rocket…

"I'm so sorry, I cant help with that. I wish you the best of luck though...sending light" Ummm.....like, sending light? The hell do I look like, a tanning bed? The sun sends me light every single day you oughtta send some spf 50 if u wanna make a difference.

I need someone who knows how to get in touch with someone at Google....an email....and GO!

Your Mom. Thats whats happening. A lot.