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Joseph Starke

@jstarkenovelist

Painter of word portraits. Maker of funny. I write it, like it stole from me. Unfollow me and I'll unfollow you back. Sensitivity ointment sold separately.

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If you haven't read it you're really robbing yourself of one of my most prized works...and its free. Keeper of the Gate jstarkenovelist.blogspot.com/2018/07/keeper…

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BREAKING NEWS: Californians arrested for crimes will no longer have to post bail to get out of jail while awaiting their trials under a bill signed by Governor Jerry Brown. Brown said the bill 'reforms its bail system so that rich and poor alike are treated fairly.'

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I wish I was like, a President or somethin' high powered like that. Then I could sneeze and my books would be published. Wait, no I don't, because my books are actually good, and I work hard for my readers to buy actual art, and not facial recognition rag.

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When you're staying with a Latin friend and they have no salsa. #stereotypes #firstworldproblem #culturalletdowns #whitepeople

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Asking me how many shootings would it take for me to support gun control is like asking me how many hammers I would sue if my house fell down. #BlameTheFoolNotTheTool

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Enjoy one of my oldie but definitely goodies.......If you dont laugh I eoither suck, or you have no pulse. Emilio Rivera @sutterink jstarkenovelist.blogspot.com/2018/07/rocket…

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"I'm so sorry, I cant help with that. I wish you the best of luck though...sending light" Ummm.....like, sending light? The hell do I look like, a tanning bed? The sun sends me light every single day you oughtta send some spf 50 if u wanna make a difference.