It’s been brought to my attention that I’ve offended a lot of brazillian feminists and I’ve been asked to apologize, so here goes. I’m very sorry if I’ve offended any of you with my posts, I know these are sensitive times and that was not my intention, just kidding, suck my dick

A how-to on supporting your local favorite craft breweries. 1. Buy as much craft beer as fiscally possible 2. Consume it all with the help of your friends and family 3. Eat delicious food 4. Ignore your scale 5. Wait until payday 6. Repeat

Find someone that looks at you the way Patrick Mahomes II looks at his Super Bowl ring 😍

Ordered the pork tenderloin at Dairy Sweet in Dunlap. Definitely one of the best!!! #99CountyTour

If you catch me staring it’s not because I’m into you or have beef , it’s because I’m not wearing my glasses and I’m trying to figure out if you are a person or chair.

Super thrilled that I had braces all 4 years of high school to end up having my teeth completely covered by a mask now. #maskmandate #thankscovid

Well we iowa stated ourselves

This is awesome.

When I was younger I envisioned my professional life to consist of a corner office with an amazing view in a big company. Here’s what happened:

*The Chiefs do literally anything* The refs: x.com/NicoleAuerbach…

Stetson Bryson Actually.....

#sorrynotsorry

We just beat the No. 2 out of Iowa.

Somebody said NFL concussion protocol woulda let JFK back in the parade 😭😭😭😭😭

JASON 💀

AFC CHAMPIONSHIP, HERE WE COME.

PARTY TIME 🎉

GET SKYY MOORE OFF THE FUCKING ROSTER

Skyy is literally unplayable.