What if the drones are just scoping out cars to find people to sell more extended car warranties to?

#Grateful

photos i took in the wild west of baja

Gm 🤮🥵

2025 is the real world manifestation of Uncut Gems & Tiger King having a child.

America will never be made great again until we can solve the Trader Joe’s parking lot crisis.

NIN tickets should be covered by health insurance as a form of mental healthcare, because <looks around at literally everything> reasons.

“RRRRRGH-BWADA-DAP BWUH! RRRRGH-ZHNNGH-GA-BWUH! BRRRRR-DAAAH-GUH! SKRRRR-GAH-BWUH! RRRRGH-CHK-PRRRR! HNNNNGH-BWAAH-DAHHH!” - Jonathan Davis

Less arguing politics with randos on the internet, more hugging dogs. This is the way.

At the risk of getting politically divisive, I’m gonna say the quiet part out loud: Honda should bring back the Element.

Trump congressional speech drinking game: every time he says something you agree with, take a sip of water. Every time he says something you disagree with, take a sip of water. Make America Hydrated Again!

All that money and power and Musk still can’t make a second season of both Firefly and Taboo happen. Lame.

Did Goggins ever get the answer to his boat question?

Welcome to social media. If it’s your first day here, please let us know if you lean left, right, or somewhere in between, and we’ll assign you an appropriate Outrage du Jour to post for validation from your echo chamber.

This all reminds of that time Obama accidentally added me to a group chat discussing top secret strategies on how to win Candy Crush.

Imagine if 100 men went to therapy instead of trying to fight one gorilla 🤷‍♂️

Would Call Jacob or Sweet James win in a 3 round MMA match?

My head is soaked in sweat from sour jelly beans. (I never know what to tweet lately, but this felt important to share).

George Reeves is my favorite Superman. Christopher Reeve is also my favorite Superman. George Clooney is my least favorite Batman. Brandon Routh is also my favorite Superman. Henry Cavill is also my favorite Superman. David Corenswet is also my favorite Superman.

Strava should buy wikifeet.