How to stay at the perfect level 🤣🤣

Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms

“I am a Jedi, like my father before me.”

"I'm going out for doughnuts and child molesting. I'm classy." ~ famous people

If I wasn't would you be so staunchly against it?

All work is. Only what is is. The Universe is what is is work; the universe depends upon all work. By the most imaginative definition of "work", as well.

Radiohead Fake Plastic Trees (MTV 1995)

🎬 ‘The Brave Little Toaster’ premiered 38 years ago, July 10, 1987

If I got shot I’d survive

the moon notices you too btw

I am the mighty Gorelac.

Just both bands of a larger band. Less filler by each.

I'm eating that old dirty pineapple. No, not that one, the one that's turning black, these canned ones.

The Bangles - Eternal Flame (Live)

You’re not in ICU, a Grave, or a Jail Cell. Stop Complaining and Thank God!

I love sleepovers. Your place or mine? Let's try to stay up all night.