I think my fave thing about the louvre heist is just a huge reminder that people in general love art world crime, it’s like a sexy fun crime everyone lowkey loves and respects.

No I won’t

Yeah, what’s Trump gonna do? “Break the law?” “Disregard the Constitution?” “Try to stay in power no matter what??” 🤣🤣🤣

I lost $400k but will always have the Buffalo Wild Wings meetup is such a funny thing to say

This game started on the 10-year anniversary of the tweet.

“Known as Israel’s SNL” Maybe I owe actual SNL an apology because woof

Cuomo for Mayor campaign:

oh cool. i always wondered about that

He got that shit on.

Love the idea that civil rights advocacy is the field you go into as a lawyer to make quick money as opposed to just defending Exxon’s right to pour crude oil down the throats of baby seals or whatever

Something happened 5 years ago and I think we all died. Henry Winker should not know who Nick Fuentes is. Whoever is responsible for making Henry aware of him should be punished

"I have a different car than OJ Simpson" is a perfect closing message for this campaign

The looping 2 seconds of New York New York, him spending half of the video talking about OJ Simpson, the woman randomly interjecting to offer commentary. Generationally bad political campaign, I’m lucky to have witnessed it.

New worst podcast of all time just dropped

“BDS is the Final Solution” is an absolutely bonkers headline

Rumours is definitely worth at least 1 fetus’s existence

This is a guy who doesn’t listen to music making a list of songs he remembers

I often think about how many times Grizabella has probably saved us from a nuclear holocaust without us knowing