Craving salt and vinegar chips

I made crispy rice with orange chicken tonight because I saw a cool post about it and will admit this (in confidence), I don’t understand crispy rice. It’s now stuck between my molars

Macklemore is a generational talent

I took the city bus today and trusted my gut with the physical map vs using my phone. I’m the only one on the bus. We just got on the highway. I am unclear if he knows I’m still on here. I must see where we end #BusBoy

me after 14 miller high lifes

I put my pants in the dryer this weekend and packed them for a work dinner tonight. Just had to waddle into the restaurant cuz I’m wearing skinnyyyyy jeans 👖 tonight !

just saw an ad for my position on my company’s linkedin

Stop it 💀

The CEO of uber eats better watch the news today… fix this NOW

When the leafs score 1:29 into the game against the Sabres

The clone

Feels like something Marty PoVnich would be into

Imagine the current Sabres having this. Everyone in unison wanting to die. The closest thing we had to this was when the USA flag was passed around the entire lower bowl when the Sabres made playoffs.

THIS LEAGUE!!!

how it feels to ask someone if theyre gonna eat their pickle

Me to the teenager working at McDonald's when they call number 74 and 76 and I'm 75

Absolutely devastating that my Friday has been ruined by a bag of beyond stale chips at Chipotle

Is it only Chicago or are other cities seeing an epidemic of drivers who pretend to be in the turning lane and then floor it in front of everyone as soon as the light turns green? Non stop running red lights, flooring it before the light turns green, as well as shoulder driving