Of course Penelope Valentine loses. Woodraff always looked to be travelling the best, typical.

Think Minnie Hauk takes the beating tomorrow. All the allowances and the perfect draw.

How many of Skelton’s favs today are going to have the handbrake on do we reckon?

Looks like Soumillon’s had his weetabix this morning. Minnie Hauk is gonna fly home. Knew at the top of the straight the way Puerto Rico was travelling upfront he’d be hard to peg back.

Asfoora waiting on passport or can’t run? What the hell is going on

Skelton taking Fortune De Mer for a day out it seems. They don’t even hide it.

Minnie Hauk for some tasty profit on the day. Fucking come on Soumillon.

Be a miracle if all this money for the Japanese horses pays off. Will they get the glory they’ve been waiting for? Not for me.

Minnie Hauk gonna go off 15/8 at this rate. Smashed in.

Absolute heartbreak for Minnie Hauk. Daryz chins her on the line after thinking she had it sewn up. What a finish.

Oisin Murphy back to his usual tricks of losing when I back him. Think he’d want the ride on See The Fire back, was storming home. Clearly best horse has finished second.

Please don’t back any of these

David Egan couldn’t win a one horse race. Unbelievably weak on Zoiros.

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Zavateri is some price for an unbeaten G1 winner. Gstaad beaten twice (once by Zavateri) on the bounce and Distant Storm bolted up against nothing.

Zavateri runs like shit the first time I back him, that’s horse racing.

Callum Hutchinson with an absolute hack job on Typeface.

The last at Fairyhouse showing why you don’t bet on bumpers. Carrig Padraig gifted the race.

Only Harry Skelton could get Doyen Quest beat from that position. Switch the jockeys and the result is reversed.

Ride Like A Girl jumped like a bus. Gavin Sheehan not giving the horse a chance at all either, handbrake firmly on.