Jordan Pickford looks like all the naughty kids at school

No, no, NO.

Marry me Ben Stokes.

Oh dang! Aretha's still got it. youtube.com/watch?v=5RIgeu…

@tris_tweet "Massive periods of growth"... Is this a roundabout way of saying you've been wanking a lot?

You have to worry about the state of this country when people are choosing Wotsits over Flame-grilled Steak McCoys. x.com/richardosman/s…

Have Tottenham paid off Jon Moss?

Turns out no, he's just a bit rubbish.

@tris_tweet Whereabouts in Reading?

Incredibly worrying and exactly why something this complex should never have gone to a public vote. x.com/piersmorgan/st…

If ever you needed a reason... #remain x.com/rowbar/status/…

Need sleep but already fuming with 1st results. Why something this important has been put in the hands of an uneducated public is beyond me.

No need to panic everyone: Leave.EU's grasp of economics/understanding of the markets suggests we'll be OK, right? x.com/peston/status/…

Seventy five percent of people under the age of 25 voted Remain. What a betrayal of them

Interesting fact: The country has lost MORE money in the hours since the OUT result than it could ever save from not paying into the EU.

"But Twitter was Remain. Facebook was Remain. Instagram was Remain. How did this happen?" "We forgot to check the Mecca Bingo Newsletter."

Idiots. Probably should have spent more time listening to the experts who were telling them what would happen. x.com/standardnews/s…

Goosebumps watching the 2012 Opening Ceremony doc... The pride I felt in the country then could not be more at odds with what I feel now.

My word this is pathetic, our PM too afraid to call out a bully. Ditching our EU chums looking lonelier by the day x.com/michaelpdeacon…