Someone go turn the BLS computer off then on again

rate cuts secured

hmmm....very interesting

UNH is up by more than 9% today, and up 45%+ since its Aug. 1 52-week closing low.

I regret trading away my holographic charizard card in 1998 more with each passing day wsj.com/finance/pokemo…

Interesting comment from UBS about how corporate buybacks and passive flow could help to sustain elevated valuations in the equity market, even if the labor market continues to weaken: "We think that modern market structures like buybacks and reliable flows from global pension

These amateur traders won big as metals prices boomed in 2025. Here’s how they did it. Reporting by MarketWatch's jsadinolfi and Gordon Gottsegen. marketwatch.com/story/these-am…

Some things never go out of style wsj.com/world/americas…

I wonder, whose dot is this? 🤔

These fed day market moves are a real head-scratcher. SPX: -0.1% OPEN: +14.5% 10-year yield: +4bps Somebody make it make sense

We're the wealth managers now

Today's high for the S&P 500: 6699.52

This chart is making the rounds again, courtesy of Deutsche Bank. Without tech-related spending, U.S. economy would be close to, or in, a recession

DONT GIVE IT TO HIM GIRL

Congrats to everybody who bought beans at the low yesterday

Just learned that October is Italian-American Heritage Month. Instead of giving out candy on Halloween, we’re doing gabagool

One of the only charts that matters for US stocks

Two AMD levered ETFs, $AMDL and $AMDG, are up 50%+ today

Here's Wells Fargo's basket of 26 SMID-cap stocks that could benefit from the AI capex boom. Only one, $MXL, is in the red YTD

Just found out I passed CFA Lvl 1. Scored 1785 vs MPS of 1600. First attempt. It's a tremendous relief.