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📬 sp_QuickieStore: Time Zones, Time Zones, Time Zones: ift.tt/96laKYs 📬

New post: Should we do index maintenance on an Azure SQL Managed Instance or Azure SQL Database? tldr: yes, but do the minimum. littlekendra.com/2023/07/17/sho…

WTF:

🎥 Introducing sp_HealthParser youtu.be/1kH-aJcCVxs 🎥

Recently Posted, Now with Comments: SQL ConstantCare® Population Report: Summer 2023 brentozar.com/archive/2023/0…

the brilliant, thoughtful, and (most importantly) incredibly patient Michael J Swart added some really cool code to sp_HumanEventsBlockViewer to materialize blocking chains in the results:

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I have two invites for the platform where the former logo of this platform can usually be found... Ping me if you want in.

🧑‍💻Azure Data Studio 1.45 is now available! Blog post coming soon😅 For now, please peruse the release notes while you update ADS, and then let me know what new item you're most excited about! learn.microsoft.com/en-us/sql/azur…

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It finally happened, I got a new gig at Ol' McDonald's Farm LLC I am the new CI-CI-O

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I seem to be getting more and more invite codes, if anyone from #sqlfamily needs a code to where the skies are bluer, let me know.

#SQLHelp What would keep an NMAP scan checking port 1433 from returning certificate details even when it seems I can use this certificate to make an actual connection to the instance? SQL Server 2017 on Windows 2016, Azure VM. Thanks!

I have a couple of invites still for the skies that are blue. Send me a DM #sqlfamily