I bet single life is grilling on the front porch at 1am. Totally badass, but kinda lonely.

Feels like I’m wearing a hat, but I’m not wearing a hat. What’s up with that?

Reporters that get rescued should pay a large fine. Tax payers shouldn’t pay for that. @cnn #cnn #FlorenceHurricane2018

Have you seen this guy on #MSNBC with the #wutang emblem on his laptop? So awesome.

Sometimes you gotta get up and go back to sleep.

Someone on #Rundberg couldn’t wait till tomorrow for fireworks. It was awesome and the police are so excited.

Our home boys richer...

I FOUND Magazine this on the porch this morning. No joke. Phil’s business card is on the other side. I blame former roommate Seth maybe? I have no idea... #wtf

Wtf? #jackchays #mcjrotc having breakfast in #granburytx while their big stack of rifles sit 5 feet from the front door of this hotel. Nice instructing coach.

If people start breeding differently, we could be cancer free and really attractive in like 50 years. Tell me I’m wrong.

“We stand for people of any religion and people of no religion, but we should call out hypocrisy when we see it.” Mayor Pete Buttigieg takes on Republicans using religion to condone their actions on the border at #DemDebate2 thr.cm/zZFkSD

I swear, every time I want to pee off the front porch, someone’s walking their dog.

Let us not forget, we would never vote for Romney. He may be a hero today, but he is not with us.

I don’t care for the grape sour jelly belly’s. If anyone wants those I’ll set them aside for you.

Question, #DemDebate why should I watch the debate instead of waiting to see what happens? Dems have my vote either way.

Who rushed Biden on stage and why didn’t he comfort his shaken wife? #cnn

Is #champion the new #fila? I’m that old, I know. Didn’t see that fashion trend coming. B/c usually...

#coronavirusmap s of the U.S. remind me of my forearms when I get poison ivy.

Maybe more than one person will see this now? #cuzrona

Turns out, this is true.