All of them. Next question.

The Rockies front office might be working hard, but Wikipedia editors work harder

happy pride 🫶🏼

.Watershed Distillery one of the people I’m here for is you #BrewsBourbonBBQ

Well we don’t really know how funny the joke is because we haven’t seen the guy’s shoes. Can we see them?

This man behind home plate at the Cleveland Guardians v SFGiants game is obliterated

Twenty one pilots single out next week, confirmed

Are you an adult until you’re on the phone with your investment firm bc $40,000 mysteriously just disappeared from your account due to a “system error”

thanks ai overview

.BaluBrigada Backseat played on Big Noon!

Oh, imma put this graphic to use in the groupchat

New employee DM’d me on Slack. He asked if he’s expected to work weekends. I said, “What do you think our founder would do?” He said he gets it, and that he’ll be online on weekends. Good that he took it that way. Our founder has been in Ibiza for two weeks now. Someone’s

We can officially raise the alert level from "Wow, Things Sure Seem Bad" to "Uh Oh! I Recognize This One From the Textbook"

To all the people who followed me bc of my TØP vinyls, welcome (srry everyone else). Drop your concert pics below!

“Now tear your ACL”

Not again 🙃