Wildsfees die naweek!!

Broccoli: "I look like a tree." Walnut: "I look like a brain." Mushroom : "I look like an umbrella." Banana: "Dude! Please change the topic"

My roommate complained that I never lifted a finger to help around the house. So I lifted a finger! Apparently, it was the wrong one...

If you don't have anything nice to say,come sit by me,and we can make fun of people together

Don't you hate it when you offer someone food and they say yes!

Life is to short to remove a USB safely..

Al my contacts verloor inv asb weer op bbm 2937D36E

Niemand het gister aand opgedaag nie!! Dit is die laaste keer wat ek n oueraand vir die weeshuis reel...

Wie ook al my skoene gister aand by die spur gesteel het, terwyl ek op die spring kasteel gespring het moet asb groot word.

My oupa het begin kla dat niemand hom meer bel nie.. Toe plak ek n "how's my driving" sticker op sy bumper nou lui sy foon permanent !!

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Some day when scientists discover the center of the universe, many people are going to be disappointed to find out it isn't them.

I'm a big fan of 50 Cent, or as he's known in Zimbabwe, four hundred million dollars.