I bet Kirk Cousins got more texts today from his family today than Aaron Rodgers

Learning a new grocery layout is tougher than it sounds

You ever walk by your doppelgänger?

Hogwarts didn't always have bathrooms. Before adopting Muggle plumbing methods in the eighteenth century, witches and wizards simply relieved themselves wherever they stood, and vanished the evidence. #NationalTriviaDay

69 (nice) - 55 Michigan State Men's Basketball

If anyone sees a winter msu hat blowing down Clark like a tumbleweed, hmu 🚲💨

Michigan fans heading for the exits.

Leaving Ann Arbor like.... #SpartanDawgs

All bars should sell loosies

Linen season

.Divvy #divvysummercontest was it Dearborn and Washington?

Can’t wait to see those aliens

It’s go time Jared Kushner #IranvsUSA

I’m so glad all the frontline responders had the time to watch military flyover

Satanic Abortions are protected by Religious Liberty Laws thesatanictemple.tv/media/upcoming…

Shoutout to all my mask snobs 😷

Calls to ban Muslims from entering the U.S. are offensive and unconstitutional.

"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." Except you. Not you. #MuslimBan

In Portugal, with no net neutrality, internet providers are starting to split the net into packages.

I like Easter enough to dress up for brunch, but not go to church