If you ask people who the main character is in Star Wars (ep. 4), everyone will say Luke Skywalker without hesitation. Then ask who the main character is in A Phantom Menace (ep. 1)... blank stares, confused looks, answers that die on the lips

Friend just texted me this: Breaking news. Nico trades the first pick for Lebron

Why is it that all the historic car makers, when they come out with an electric vehicle, feel compelled to make it horrifically ugly?

This is the content we need on X. Love it

Seems like the Dallas Mavericks strolled into the season like they were showing up for a pickup game and ended up on the same team. Might have even gotten away with it if they hadn't traded away the magnificent Luka Doncic

Hey Elon Musk what about adding a grok prompt to our settings that is used to bias the content on our feed toward our preferences?

Still feel sick to my stomach over the Luka Doncic trade. Can’t seem to get over it.

Mavs fans, hypothetically speaking, any of you said “ I can’t cheer for a team with such corrupt management / ownership” and just started watching Lakers game so you can cheer for Luka?

Today's lunch. 1 cup of my wife's terrific beef & bean chili (we avoid the religious wars here in Texas and use both) with 3 oz of non-fat greek yogurt heated up in the microwave. Delicious

That key moment was when she said "I do"

how did we come to the point that an Oswald Chambers look-alike doing an over-the-top steampunk cosplay vaguely resembles a retired elite NFL QB?

La Croix is the chicken broth of fruit drinks

Reminiscing about that moment in 2015 that I designed a ridiculous tshirt the day after watching the Super Bowl halftime show and ended up selling a couple hundred shirts when it got featured on shirt.woot shirt.woot.com/offers/dancer

Facing the hard reality is the only way forward. And you don't get to count Flagg as part of the trade, given the trade was premised on the need to "win now"

Hey AT&T I'm in a nightmare scenario with your (thus far) worthless support that has involved a 1.5 hour support chat session, driving to 2 AT&T stores to present a death certificate, finding out that wasn't needed, then getting locked out. All to unlock an iPhone 11

If I owned a large dental group I’d second mortgage everything I own to sign Jack Hughes as a spokesman