My timeline : Bitcoin going under 100k… it’s over! Me (a degenerate gambler) : it’s the last game of the nba season tonight… how can I cook up a $1000 ➡️ $250,000 parlay 😂

If they win without hali build Carlisle a statue

I redpilled a Latina. My finesse game needs to be studied

The champion has a name… and it is… OH MY GOD STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN WITH THE CHAIR #UFC317

Clone drop 7/16 in Hollywood at Project Banana - you’re not going to want to miss these. Pure Melt Raw Genetics

Royval Van FIGHT OF THE NIGHT #UFC317 Holy shit

Pantoja is a fucking savage #UFC317

Wow

Proof of waterpark

Wasn’t Othersidemeta supposed to be “continuously on” in June of this year? Or did everyone just forget about that?

Time to take some notes 📝 we’re currently on the hunt for the best Snake Charmer 🐍🛜🌎 ( idk if we’re releasing the genetics on this one ) Roninseeds TheFirm kushklinic West Coast Connoisseurs

Me when someone mentions prison 😂

Sitting next to 3 drunk, single, middle aged white women at brunch who are proudly proclaiming how big of whores they and each of their friends are to each other 🤣 the conversation has turned into a game of verbal one-upsmanship Western women are fucking shot. Marry a woman

Round ✌🏽

So the government is run by blackmailed pedophiles. Got it 🎯

According to an underground futures market I use…. China taking Taiwan this year has the same odds as the Epstein list being released this year…. 4% 🤣🤣🤣 They’ll literally nuke this planet before they let either thing happen

I don’t think my dad has drank water in 30 years 😂 Steady regiment of coffee, Diet Pepsi and beer. I honestly can’t ever remember him drinking water man

Who the fuck put jazz Chisholm in the home run derby 💀