Why do we have to separate recycling when I just watch the bin men dump the glass into our plastics box every time before they take it to the lorry lol

LinkedIn is so bizarre

Me when I’m stuck behind someone walking slowly: #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors

Ok but the fact we SAW Diane take the poisoned chalice at the end of the ep surely means there's a twist and she ends up not being the first to drink from it??? Like come ON they surely wouldn't let us see who took it and not end on the cliffhanger #TheTraitors

OH MY GOD THAT WINK absolutely obsessed with Ross now #TheTraitors

'Even little Harry has learnt from how I played the game' shut up Paul he's been playing a sneakier game than you from day 1 😭😭 #TheTraitors

So I'm just watching the doc on the shit show that was Fyre Festival, and looking into it it seems the guy is pulling the same shit again??? Selling 'ultimate' VIP packages for a festival 'projected' for the end of THIS YEAR that doesn't even have a date yet 😂😂

The sad version of the Tracy Beaker theme tune

Was RuPaul ill? Hungover? Jetlagged? High? Why the zero energy at the top of the episode looooool

one of my toxic traits is thinking I have a chance with a gay celeb I fancy even though there's a 0.00001% chance we'll even pass in the street let alone have the opportunity to try and hit it off

was nandos always this expensive wtf

I spend one winter away from the UK and it apparently COMPLETELY ruins my tolerance to the cold. I don't care about bragging about being in the Caribbean (for work, mind you) over the winter last year cos it's MUCH BETTER THAN SUB 0° 🙃

the way every Pokémon fan and their grandma's cat thought we'd be getting a Legends Johto or Gen5 remake but the roundhouse kick us with Legends Z instead?? tbh, here for it

A medley of 'Cabaret' (from Cabaret) and The Muppets Show theme tune

Just discovered a reminder in my calendar - created idk when - that on 3rd Oct 2025 I'll be turning 1 billion seconds old. Feel like I should start planning the celebrations.

Disney+ is an app that works perfectly well 100% of the time

The boardroom section of the Apprentice is SO hard to watch purely because of Alan Sugar's horrible jokes and the fake brown-nosing laughter from the candidates. So AWKWARD.

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look at those hands moving in unison time to start a cult

Leanne having the worst case of main character syndrome just ruined those last moments of the traitors for me, of what has otherwise been such a FUN series #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK