San Francisco perpetually smells like one of two things—unbathed homelessness, or freshly smoked weed. The two rarely, if ever, overlap.

I’m honestly kind of surprised so many people still use Twitter.

Twitch is going to take over the world. m.twitch.tv/xdannyxbrownx/…

Someone should make a documentary about the decline of the fedora. From Bogart to Neck Beards in 100 years.

Money cheapens everything.

Listen folks, next time you find yourself barefoot in the supermarket, remind yourself, it’s TrashCAN, not TrashCAN’T.

Hey Ace Hotel, you have guitars in your rooms, but no guitar picks (London). Why don’t you perforate guitar picks into your keycards? Pretty sure you could get at least 3 of them under the magnetic strip. All I’m saying is look into it.

Remember, it’s “Kobe!” for accuracy, and “Yeet!” for distance.

Shouts to all the people helping to create the 2019 batch of Scorpios tonight. 😏🍆💦🦂👶🏻

Government's been crowdsourcing stuff for 5,000 years, but millennials are out here acting like we invented, "the sharing economy" because we're too boujee to take the bus.

I just realized I look at Twitter’s card validator more than I look at Twitter.

This whole sharing economy thing seemed like such a good idea until this whole global pandemic thing. Now—since I don't own a car—I'm paranoid about all of my transportation options. Muni, BART, Zipcar, Uber, Lyft. That's gonna be a No from me dogg.

Vanlife was invented by RV companies to appeal to a younger demographic.

Has anyone checked on the whiteboard industry recently?

Yo. What happened to PowerPoint for Mac? I used it for years, & although it wasn't GREAT, it at least worked well enough. I just started using PPT in Office 365 & OMG it is HOT GARBAGE. It's like MS went through & made every feature somehow worse. WTF is this? 🤢🤮

The Covid situation over the last ~9 months has convinced me that Seth Meyers is the next Johnny Carson. His show is so much smarter on every level than everything else by miles. Watch him. He’s phenomenal.

Cookie consent forms have ruined the web. Can I just get a universal browser setting/plug-in that lets me configure my preferences once and never think about this again?

This website has sucked for at least 5 years. It’s just starving journalists, boomers yelling at each other, and underpaid copywriters sock-puppeting brand profiles for one of like 6 FMCG conglomerates. 🤙🏼🤡

Moving money was just the start. This is a rebrand to take Wise beyond transfers. To help money do more for more people in more places. This is The World’s Money. raggededge.com/work/wise

One line. Eight rhetorical devices. Here is a breakdown of the new headline from Wise "Money for here, there and everywhere" 🧵 A Thread