poverty is so unimaginably violent.

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Need some Fantasy Football advice. Thinking about starting The Hulk in TE over Andrews. I trust his physicality but I’m worried about his hands on short passes.

GD it! That only raises FURTHER questions!

My wife just basically called me TOO ride-or-die and if any of you disagree I will fucking kill you

parisians talking about notre dame in 1482:

“Essentially Guilty.” That’s like an Alford plea, right?

Did Taylor Swift just move the needle a bit?

It’s true. I was fired from a job on September 11, 2020. Thank you for never forgetting.

My wife just gave me a black bottom and it was amazing. #MarylandThings

My dog has an enemy dog in the neighborhood. We call him Mutt Fuxley.

My entry for Arts of Win's DTIYS contest on instagram! Animated in aseprite #pixelart #ドット絵

In 1899 the first juvenile court was created in Cook County, Illinois, focusing on "rehabilitation", not punishment. 125 years later they are finally being sued for rampant sexual abuse. The system was never created to help children, it's designed to hurt them.

My second-to-last episode and the final solo guest episode of The Best Little Horror House in Philly! George has done an amazing run and you should listen to us explain why Ti West’s “X” is the best horror movie of all time open.spotify.com/episode/73C6Qo…

I don’t cry a lot because I am depressed, I just watch a lot of really amazing movies and car commercials.

I took the therapy and the therapy is working

Making Texas Chili Con Carne Con Frijoles. Real Texans know that original Bowl of Red was served by street vendors with a side of beans and warm tortilla. Anyone who says otherwise doesn’t know their own history. And that’s sad. And pathetic.

Mashle Season 2 theme song aka Bling-Bang-Bang-Born by Creepy Nuts is gonna be my new karaoke song.

Now watching (and remembering how much I love when Alex Garland fucks with color):

You know how sometimes you slip into the Tim Robinson voice? Like you’re going into the bathroom and your dog is following and nipping at your ankles as you saddle up and you say “OH MY GOD YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW ME!!!”