JP the Sweetie (@jp_pumpkininny) 's Twitter Profile
JP the Sweetie

@jp_pumpkininny

Public Service attorney providing free legal assistance to low-income Marylanders. 75% tweets about cooking and my Frenchie.

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Need some Fantasy Football advice. Thinking about starting The Hulk in TE over Andrews. I trust his physicality but I’m worried about his hands on short passes.

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In 1899 the first juvenile court was created in Cook County, Illinois, focusing on "rehabilitation", not punishment. 125 years later they are finally being sued for rampant sexual abuse. The system was never created to help children, it's designed to hurt them.

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My second-to-last episode and the final solo guest episode of The Best Little Horror House in Philly! George has done an amazing run and you should listen to us explain why Ti West’s “X” is the best horror movie of all time open.spotify.com/episode/73C6Qo…

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Making Texas Chili Con Carne Con Frijoles. Real Texans know that original Bowl of Red was served by street vendors with a side of beans and warm tortilla. Anyone who says otherwise doesn’t know their own history. And that’s sad. And pathetic.

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You know how sometimes you slip into the Tim Robinson voice? Like you’re going into the bathroom and your dog is following and nipping at your ankles as you saddle up and you say “OH MY GOD YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW ME!!!”