Jacob Zuma is about to publish his book........"Schlong walk to Freedom"

"Psychological Facts: Beer is rich in a nutrients and helps to make your bones stronger." waldo pelser. Klink goed ?

You can't tweet asking whether usher's dead and then crap out people thinking he's dead in ur next tweet #chilloutandcalmdown

He's only a normal person.....

Under my mr Mandela ela ela eh eh eh under my mr mandela ela ela eh eh eh

#SoTrue

blackberry in for 2 weeks :(

I'm back, EVENTUALLY!!!

"waldo pelser: Mabey,saru should take the boks out the series and replace them with the kings too JP Greyling"

@BananaGiggle yep...

Sleep is for people with no internet connection.

#mmkampus lekker ILSE!!

#mmkampus sterkte aan sebelo dlamini wat gediskwalifiseer was omdat Afro's ni toegelaat word nie

#mmkampus sebelo WENS hy kan 'n coupon kry vir 'n lekker dubbel klippies :D

Umdloti baby !!

Bellatrix

#tracerequest chilled tunes yeah

Patrick has a problem... instagram.com/p/02hWjipKp8/