Sorry I wasn’t whimsical today

My toxic trait is if we are on a walk, after every animal we pass I will ask you if you think it is a person trapped as as animal trying to subconsciously beg us for help

i'm a coastal elite (gulf coast)

me reading war plans on twitter

Son, your mother and I are unfollowing each other.

bernie sanders bringing up gaza & encouraging people to support them during coachella is insane!! especially considering the censorship they had last year… ik that’s MY president

Rubbing the absolute fuck out of my allergy eyes feels so good

trump and elon would do anything to overshadow addison

Explain it to me like I'm 36 years old

None of the instagram story fonts represent me :/

What happened just now congressionally can never happen again

Time just healed a Wound

genuinely curious does no one in that administration know how to shade match

Drunk at Steins Deli demanding they bring me Jill

my polycule put me on a PIP

Me going to my local bar on a Tuesday

God damn you Entergy New Orleans damn you. We overpay for friggin trivia on Monday and the only time we have a good number of customers all day the power goes out. This happens at least once a month. You're a disgrace. We're hanging on by a thread and you can't keep the lights on.