Put on my gravestone: "Be the story you want to tell in the world.” - society’s fireside narrator #RIP (inclusion of hashtag crucial)

Reporting is fine. But I find when you write, from perspective of yourself, about yourself, you can do all your “reporting" at home in bed

As a #journalist, you must be the objective mind. No bias. No ideology. Simply observe society and see the truth. Go forth, young Solomon

Editor: You can do ANY story - and you pitch a profile of the "talented busker on my street" Me: ...he has a tremendous repertoire ok

#Pitch: "Big Data…The deep web….Narco-colonialism…." Editor: Are you just saying words now Me: Do not bog me down with your questions

Many J-Schoolers don’t realize I’m always subtly recording their conversations, via a boom. They call me the boom boy. Creeping ever closer

*leaves J-School* *thinks there’s something srsly wrong with world if I don’t have a column called “My Feelings” with NYT within 6 months*

There is NO story that is not made better by a presenter doing a dramatic, live stand-up to camera at the end of it #realtalk

After every filmed interview, I insist on 1-minute silence by all crew. To reflect, O Lord, and absorb the gifts of truth we’ve received

More accessible than academia. More emotional than the sciences. Journalism is truly a backstage pass to life.

I walk into offices of shady corporations. I’ll look under things, tap objects, giving the receptionist the eyeball. I’m onto them

SEEKING: Unpaid personal intern. Must have 4 years professional newsroom experience as a #content producer capturing the online zeitgeist

Intern must own a car, have their own full C300 rig, and preferably live within 5 blocks of our offices, which are in midtown Manhattan

Wage is $0 but you can occasionally pitch own tweet ideas to me in a few years’ time, that I will pretend to consider but actually ignore

“I work in security” “I’m in law school” “I’m a business manager” “I work in retail" And what do you do @JschoolStrytllr? “I move people."

I have some new pitches. medium.com/@JschoolStrytl…

#Pitch: woke Canadian bae Justin Trudeau does tai-chi while reciting Beyonce’s Lemonade with 8th graders in Aleppo bit.ly/29W2Wde

#Pitch: A Japanese orphan in a hijab uses 3-D printing to solve the global energy crisis — and Ted Cruz is NOT happy bit.ly/29W2Wde

#Pitch: How Palestinian Tumblr teens are using Bell Hooks to tell Netanyahu’s how much they are #smh rn bit.ly/29W2Wde

Yay, @JschoolStrytllr is back! I was beginning to think we had lost him forever. medium.com/@JschoolStrytl…