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Someone come rent my spare room pls

The older I get the more I identify with Shirley from EastEnders on a personal level

is this news

yes gender is a construct but are there any gender roles that you will live and die by?? for example, why should i, a LADY, have to take the bins down

My gas and electric has already gone up £40 and it’s probably gonna go up more, great 👍🏼

First time in weeks I wake up feeling good and something bad has to happen

If you don’t talk to someone unless you send the first message, they don’t wanna talk to u bro

My life was so simple a year ago and now it’s a fucking shit show

Maybe Tupac faked his death to get away from Jada

One lad from Nottingham Uni had a birthday party. He was fined £10k and kicked out of Uni. His whole life ruined for a party and he's a kid. The PM does it and its let's all move on.

Finally got Twitter back and Jesus Christ I changed my entire life in the last 11 months

Why has the universe turned on me wtf did I do to deserve this

I see the news talk about people on the poverty line and I feel so bad for them and then I realise I’m one of them, shit.

Im a completely different person to who I was this time last year and I’m here for it

Why is it frowned upon for a 25 year old female to go to the pub on their own ffs

Moved back home and Jesus Christ I forgot how much my mother stresses me out 😖😖

Let the menty b commence ✨

I don’t tweet often but I just wanted to say I love when someone posts something and uses a banana as a size scale. I like that. It helps. Keep doing it 🍌