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mini coopers are cute but where are all the regular coopers at

absolutely love using an app for a whistle while reffing vball bc everyone can hear it so well and definitely don’t ask if it’s on max volume and if i blew the whistle bw every point it’s so great im not crying you are

my 13 yr old brother doesn’t know what months come after july and is baffled that his teachers “just expect you to know all that.” his mind must be so free

my printer is going to need everyone’s thoughts and prayers this clinical season please and thank you

according to my 5yo cousin, cats have 1 bone bc they’re all one part but dogs have 4 bc the have four parts. would appreciate is anyone could confirm if this is true

get in the car it’s august

me with my morning go go squeeze

my mom freaks me out when she’s driving bc she’ll reach behind the seats to dig MY rare beauty lip gloss out of HER PURSE and call it multitasking and when I confront her about it she says she developed that skill by carrying me as a baby but she literally dropped me on my head

shaved my legs for the first time since september. but i did it for MYSELF, definitely NOT for fantasy suite week or for you joey graziadei

new development in my 14yo brother that doesn’t know the months, here’s how he thinks the months are in order- January May March April June July August November December needless to say our 5yo cousins are gonna teach him this weekend

I’m so serious when I say the president of the United States should be 45 years old and HOT AS FUCK

i wish i could choose to not do my job just like my tampon did this morning

Felt a little breeze outside, not to overreact but happy halloween

happy birthday lil bro. for you 🤲🏻 a shat

in galveston on hour 15 in the car and my OTHER brother says “we’re in the tundra” … buddy that’s a palm tree

went to the bathroom, put lipgloss on, came out, “you look like a drag queen.” having two younger brothers is a cornucopia

if you ever wonder what’s it’s like to be the oldest: at dinner my brother ordered something new and when it came it was 3 pieces of shrimp. i give him half of my pasta. 10min later i look over and he’s devoured someone else’s entire bowl of pasta. he did not ask if i wanted any.