Saying “thank you” is so weird… Alien: “What does it mean to thank someone?” Human: “It’s when you say the word ‘thank’ to them.” Thanking is both the signified and the signifier. #showerthoughts

In today's #DuolingoStreakYear, 1383, the Teutonic Knights recommenced their war against Lithuania, which was still--up until this point--pagan and un-Christianized. 1383 was also the year that Munich brewers brewed Löwenbräu beer for the first time.

In today's #DuolingoStreakYear, 1384, the English reformist John Wycliffe, disillusioned with Pope Urban VI's failure to embrace reform, started writing tracts against the papacy. Wycliffe died of a stroke shortly thereafter.

Fans are not the people who know everything about something. Fans are the people who actually enjoy it.

In today's #DuolingoStreakYear, 1388, the revision of Wycliffe's Bible was completed by John Purvey, and Wycliffe's followers, known as the Lollards, began to be persecuted in England.

Interesting we never hear the term “alt right” anymore. The once “alt” right has become just “the right,” now.

In today's #DuolingoStreakYear, 1396, the Ottomans conquered Bulgaria, France conquered Genoa, and the last large-scale crusade of the Middle Ages came to an end when the Turks defeated a coalition of Christian armies.

In today’s #DuolingoStreakYear, 1400, Europe’s population had rebounded to about 52 million, and the Medici family had begun its rise to ascendancy in the Italian city-state of Florence.

When you go from St Louis all the way to North Carolina to experience Carolina style bbq and…

In today's #DuolingoStreakYear, 1403, the scholar Poggio Bracciolini entered the service of the Bishop of Bari, and a few months later joined the Chancery of Apostolic Briefs in the Roman Curia of Pope Boniface IX.

So disappointed. I looked at the latest Senate polling numbers right before going through a haunted house attraction and the haunted house just doesn’t do it for me anymore.

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I would pay good money for an entire album of Nadja’s old village songs What We Do In The Shadows

In today's #DuolingoStreakYear, 1417, the Italian scholar Poggio Bracciolini rediscovered, in a German monastery, a copy of Lucretius's "On the Nature of Things," a Roman text that played a big part in igniting the humanism movement and the Renaissance in Europe.

The 🙃 emoji can only be used passive aggressively. Change my mind.

Took me way too long to realize that this wasn’t a Chinese company marketing food products that would appeal to consumers from Haiti. That website URL…

Ok that’s enough internet for today

Ok. I lied in my previous tweet. Not enough internet for today. This AI is going to be brilliant for coming up with class content.

Even when taking a little outing to IKEA USA, Duo’s piercing stare reminds me I haven’t yet done my Duolingo lesson for today…

Oh boy, here we go…