Procrastination #HurricaneDorian #HurricaneDorianmemes

Was the wall gonna be N95 filtered? I must have missed that spec. #thatsnothowanyofthisworks #COVID19 #CoronavirusFlorida

The World: Stay home and practice social distancing ADT Door to Door Sales: Knock, knock! I know you’re in there! #covid19 #coronavirus #CoronavirusUSA

CDC: We recommend wearing masks. Americans: Okay, where can we get some? CDC: LOL

From 2007 Britney to 2020 Baskin.... #QuarantineLife #COVID19 #coronavirus #StayHome

Not even a pandemic will get this Bank of America to fix its drive-thru and better serve its customers. I guess those parking spots are just too damn convenient.

This dude doesnt miss an opportunity. Go get it Mr Morgan.

So the system has to effectively be shit down in order for it to work? #makesperfectsense

IF I produced a film/video like #PLANDEMIC I know what I would do to drive interest in it... I'd have a bunch of people post it to Youtube, then either have them delete it or file a copyright claim against it to have it removed.. The Internet will just do the rest.

Why you should wear a mask/face covering #explained #Covid_19 #Masks4All

My creative type is Producer, and we're known to be results-driven. Take the #mycreativetype quiz to discover your type. adobe.ly/2CFU2Pa

Dear white people, For days you’ve asked me what you can do to help. I’ve finally found an answer. Let your guard down and listen.

I assume everyone else is here because FB is down 😂

Sure fire way not to earn my business.. approach me telling me that you want to “feature my company” and follow it up with a sales deck after our 20 min call that mentioned nothing about ad buys. #YouCostMe30MinWhoDoIInvoice

At least it isn’t Groundhog Day.

.@UPSHelp you’ve failed drastically. Multiple employees flat out lied about missing package and you provide wrong pick up address. Worst ever customer experience. Supervisor dropped the ball & lied as well. Can’t believe the last 4 days only communication with your associates.

. @UPSHelp still no package. Maybe another week on that promised next day air delivery? Sounds about right at this point. #upsfail

How is this debate even real? My God.

Someone must have gotten some wires crossed… SNL was airing live on CNN on a Thursday.

Needed a distraction… facebook.com/reel/486149387…