So last night I had to tell a girl I was gay because I didn't want to hook up with her...

Eva mendez is pregnant with Ryan Gosling CPT 's child...just wow

0 to a 100 nigger real quick, real fucking quick

@simonduckitt05 drake...

Waking up with hickies in funny places is never a good or a bad thing

6 year old girls should not wear tights!

Sir, are you playing at rocking the daisies this year again? DAS KAPITAL

I'd hate to be a cheetah, the jungle is massive

Lost at the zoo and a late night danger

Taste my sad

I love my own beard, weird?

If you don't want to be stereotyped don't be stereotypical...#thoughtoftheday

Women area beautiful evil

God has forsaken africa

The only person answering my calls is Voicemail

Girls who drink beer I have so much time for you...

Don't message me and then ignore me

Nothing quite like finding LEECHI 's puppet master on your computer #rubadubdub

Junios still gets me every time PHFAT