Be honest, do you know the difference between Medicare and Medicaid?

Got a big beautiful bill from Chipotle

Woof

Did someone say it’s Friday?!?

Every day this dog race ad pops up like it knows Tyrion’s ready to rise. He’s 2lbs, hates cardio, and once mistook a leaf for a threat. We were born ready.

It’s Friday Dinner time!!!

I mean…

ITS CATURDAY!!!! LETS SEE THOSE KITTIES!!!!

Maryland can handle alligators, just throw old bay on it

How are people out here getting married and divorced multiple times? I can’t even get a text back.

It’s cute y’all are making fake news anchors, but what happens when someone makes a fake video of you breaking the law? Yeah. It’s about to get scary fast.

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Wait, wut?!?

Someone had a rough night

This guy has been hanging at the end of my dock the last few weeks. What should I name em?