That clip of Haaland saying "stay humble" to Arteta at full-time after he'd just thrown a ball at the back of the head of Gabriel before running away and also asking 17-year-old debutante Lewis-Skelly "who are you". You couldn't make it up. His head had gone.

Here's a bit of Clive from the instant reaction:

anthony taylor 10/10 performance fucking retard

Some right hook that 😂

Bukayo Saka has created the most big chances (19) in the Premier League this season. He hasn't played since December 21st... ⭐

the amount his gonna play nwaneri cause he refuses to buy attackers is gonna be scary he’ll be retiring by 19

arteta ratings up

dad roulette

bro got alley ooped after saying he touched kids 💀

Made in Hale End 🔴 #UCL

what a club

North London Forever at sh*thole go on kid

My new favourite video 🤣🎯

No one cared who I was till I put on the mask 😈🔴⚪

🚨 Real Madrid earned €80M in revenue during Club World Cup. They gave a €280k bonus to every first-team player. 🔸 €50k for progressing through the Group Stage 🔸 €80k for winning Round of 16 🔸 €150k for reaching the Semis (Source: MARCA)

📝 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗗𝗢𝗡𝗘: Northampton Town have signed promising Manchester United youngster Ethan Wheatley on a season-long loan. (Source: Northampton Town)

Scammed a win at OT and eze hijack 3 days later

EZE - Behind the scenes Just like Eze, you will smile for 5 minutes straight 🫶