Omg they’re looking for you

being hairy is so fun like whenever im bored i can just start petting myself

[Obama douching]: “Uhhh let me be clear.”

Normalize frotting

Wait, there’s a second hole?

Lowkey don’t believe in astrology but this mercury retrograde has lowkey been real like why has this week been daily 9/11s

getting a boner because the lego instructions are telling me what to do

due to unforeskin circumcistances

Hannah baker a weak bitch I’m on reason 575 chin up chest out

once u get past 19, eatin ass n likin feet jus some regular nigga shit. grow up lil bro

Still can’t believe Destiny’s Child reunited on a random Saturday in July & I got to witness it.

Eiffel tower’ed at the Eiffel Tower 🙌🏻