Preparing for something big. In my office I have a strict "If the door is locked, do not disturb" policy. This is about how well it works. Dean Cain

My Wife: Can you turn up the TV, I can't hear it over myself

Kids had a sleepover last night. Being too loud in the middle of the night. Go out to yell. "Guys. You need to quiet down, it's (looks at the clock) 9:30..."

I can't wait to get hearing aids so I can turn them off

I've had nothing but terrible experiences with Frontier Airlines. There should be a Vegas betting line for delayed and cancelled Frontier flights.

Frontier out here making Greyhound bus look like private jets

Halloween. Where a bunch of children show up at my door with bags full of candy and expect me to just not take their candy??

I'm "snores when I'm awake" years old

And that's a wrap! Thank you Dean Cain for literally plucking me from my couch and giving me a new direction in life. This opportunity taught me so much. The greatest lesson was that I am capable of far more than I thought. More to come!!!

Go woke Go broke. Also wake up broke. Also just be broke. This economy is tough on us all.

Empty row to myself? You mean Allegiant First Class?

Listening to "Back with Mike James" at buzzsprout.com/1210757/144669… Come on over and listen to a new episode of The Novey Showvey

If there’s anything the people of Oregon have taught me. It’s that natural deodorant isn’t as effective as they think.

Life in the Green Zone! 🏥✈️ Had a crazy experience at Ibn Sina heart hospital during my rotation. Check out this wild story! #GreenZoneLife #IbnSinaHospital #HelicopterRescue

My evolving taste in women over the years 😅 Can anyone relate? #ChangingPreferences #AgeDoesMatter #FindingMyPerfectMatch

Kids' definition of punishment is too relatable! Comment below! ⬇️ #KidsDefinitionOfPunishment #RelatableParenting #SubstituteTeacherGame

Embracing the beauty of thick women! 🌟💃🏻 Who else loves a woman with passion and confidence? 😍 Let's break stereotypes and celebrate all body types! 🙌 #ThickWomen #BodyPositivity #ConfidentWomen

Can't wait to get married and lose my opinions! 😂 Who else is tired of having them? 🙋‍♀️ Dreaming of the day when I don't have to make decisions anymore. 💍🤷‍♀️ #MarriageGoals #NoMoreOpinions #NursingHomeDreams

Living my dream as a worship leader! 🙌✨ Starting with the kids to spread the love and joy of Jesus. Can you imagine what the angel had to say to Mary? 😇 #WorshipLeaderGoals #SpreadingLoveandJoy #AngelEncounter

Embracing the Mom Bod! 🍔🍕 #MomBodLove #ConfidentAndThick #FoodLovers